lol, good one, genie

Real quotes from American Idol:

"If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning." - Simon Cowell

"I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it." - Simon Cowell

"Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator." -Simon Cowell

"Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."- Simon Cowell