A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look
good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"