Goatfell:"who died and made you God? Spleen Cringe"

Pithy riposte, Goatfell. Original, too. Hey, if you disagree with me, though, please just say. No need to assume I have any supernatural powers.

By the way, isn't this traditionally a heathen country? Aren't the Christians just johnny-come-latelys chancing their arms with their new-fangled religions?