What does an occasional table do when it isn't?
When someone was inventing the 'drawing board' and got it wrong... what did they go back to?
Why is there only one 'monopolies' commission?
Why do so few people know how to spell 'dyslexia'?
Why does someone always answer the phone when you have a wrong number?
If cabbage is good for you, why to Cabbage white butterflies only live for one day?

That's enough idle thoughts to be going on with!!!!