As a kid I used to listen to BBC Children's Hour. No, I'm no old enough to have heard the Woody G broadcast. It was quite a national institution, in its quiet, unassuming, and very English, way. I remember one presenter, Marjorie Anderson, though it may not be she who's floundering with Woody. Listening to it, I just wonder if Woody tried it on with her after the broadcast, being just a poor boy in port for a coupla hours, looking for a little R&R.

Now that would have been some gossip.

If anyone's interested, here's some background to Children's Hour