There was a programme on television last night in the 'The World's Most... ...and Me' series last night about the world's most enhanced breasts and featured a woman called 'Minka', who whilst not the biggest per se was pretty 'over the top'.

I caught about 10 minutes after the Terry Pratchett Alzheimer's documentary. I couldn't watch any more as I wanted to reach into the screen and punch her 'manager' and 'co-star' who seemed keen to exploit her until she was 70 years old.

She seemed obviously unhappy with her situation - particularly as she was a promising tennis player when she was younger and seemed to regret not pursuing it - but also seemed almost as enamoured with money as her manager.

He really did seem to be an odious little shit.