I `ad that Albert Jobsworth in my cab the other day. I knew `e was on official business `cos `e `ad `is `igh visibility jacket on and a clipboard.
`e said, "I say, my man, would take you me to "h`Apple and h`Apricot" in `ackney please. I`ve got to check whether they got a Public h`Entertainment Licence or not `cos we`re told they `ave a folk club there each fortnight."
I said, "What`s it cost and what`s it for then?"
`e said, " Its £300 per h`annum its purely to pay our wages!!"

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