The letter struck me as extremely funny. I was laughing out loud at the descriptions of the food. The Christmas present analogy was hilarious.

Many years ago I used to sort through complaint letters from customers - Domino Sugar. One sticks in my mind. It read:

Dear SIRS:
I win! How do I go about collecting my prize? I found the rusty nail in my bag of sugar!


She enclosed the nail with a nice note about how she thought it important that we knew about it.
Needless to say she got enough coupons for free sugar to last her through the year.

Wonder who's paying the airfare for the complainer's trip to the kitchen?