After the dance, the young man asked the young lady if he could see her home, so she showed him a photogragh of it.
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Patient: "Will my measles be better next week, doctor?"
Doctor: "I hope so, but i don't like making rash promises.
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Andy: "Every day my dog and i go for a tramp in the woods."
Sandy: "And does the dog enjoy it?"
Andy: Oh yes-but the tramp is a bit fed up."
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