For f--k's sake!

that's the answer - if you want to be considered for a radio 2 award - buy yourself a cackophone! Study it night and day.

Its no use blaming Mike Harding. He's just a servant of the folk music industry. A pawn in the great game of life. bringing you morris dancing the way it is out there on the street....sweaty, ferral, sexy...

this year cackophones are in. Get yourself one - preferably a big one. Go out on Dartmoor for inspiration.