Good grief!!

Some years back, a young woman of my acquaintance and I were browsing a magazine stand. I was checking out the latest issue of "Scientific American" and she zeroed in on a copy of "Penthouse."

"My Gawd!" she whispered, her eyes growing wide. My friend, who convexed the front of a blouse or sweater in a pleasantly decorative but not extreme manner, showed my the centerfold and indicated the D-cup udders of the model. "Don't those things get in her way!??"

Good question. But not in the way of her modeling career, obviously. As long as she holds up well. . . .

Don Firth