I `ad that Professor Wheatstone in my cab once. It was just after `is daughter `ad come up with a way of brewing coffee.
`e said, "Jim, could you take me up the old Royal Society please.
         I`ve just done all the `ard work on me Bridge and I`m gonna
         present a paper."
I said, "D`ya reckon the old scientific world`ll take it on
         board?"
`e said, "Yeah, No doubt about it. I don`t expect any RESISTANCE!!"

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