As our winter world awakens
With its fresh white snowy coat
Here's the Old Dope Peddlar
On his electric white milk float

Every morning you will find him
In the Burnley neighbourhood
With his little half-gram packets
Making old folks feel quite good.

He gives old folks free samples
Because he knows full well
That an NHS prescription
Won't relieve his clients' hell.

Just ignore that damned arthritis
As you feel the pain just stop
With a little dose of ganja
And a pint of 'Golden Top'


With apologies to Mr Lehrer!!