The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41141   Message #2562216
Posted By: Ed T
09-Feb-09 - 06:21 PM
Thread Name: Req: Two line jokes...good ones!
Subject: RE: Req: Two line jokes...good ones!
What's green, grows around a house and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels


How do you get down off a horse?
You don't you get down of a goose.