By the way, in response to Ms Sage's comment, "And weren't you positing a 'dubyan' after yourself, really?"....

No. A Dubyan is a unit of stupidity, not idiocy. I have never claimed to be stupid, only to be an idiot. I did not call the Dubyan a "unit of idiocy". Had I done so, you might make a case for my having named it after myself. But I didn't. If I had thought about it, I may have assigned some other name to the unit of stupidity, and reserved "Dubyan" for for some more noble cause. But it's too late now. The die has been cast by the fat lady who was singing as she floated on the water passing under the bridge.