Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says: Does this taste funny to you?

Two fish are in a tank.
One says: You drive and I'll man the guns.

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
One says: Does this smell fishy to you?

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
It looks like the backstroke, sir.

Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Yes sir, the chef used to be a tailor.

Eye doctor to blonde: Have your eyes been checked before?
Blonde: No, they've always been blue!


I call these my "groan jokes".

Helen