Hamas's most cherished goal is, and has for years been, to scandalize Bearded Bruce and cause him to frequently launch threads which complain bitterly about their activities. They have achieved this goal. They have achieved it brilliantly. I can't see why they would bother, frankly...but I suppose it gives them some form of satisfaction.

Iran, of course, has similar intentions, but will go even further. They intend to destroy Bearded Bruce and are even now constructing weapons of mass destruction with that purpose in mind. They will go to any lengths in this effort and should not be underestimated. Same goes for Hezbollah, who have been writing "Bearded Bruce sodomizes camels" on walls in Lebanon. As for Al Queda, they have sworn to embarrass Bearded Bruce by any means possible and have published obscene revisions of his sonnets in Arabic language.

Then there's my dog, who recently became a Muslim convert. He has it in for Bearded Bruce too for some reason. He's dreaming of the day when he can bite him on the ankle.

Yes, all these minions of ultimate evil (my dog included...he is deeply evil) are united in a common cause of murderous and genocidal intent. They hate Bearded Bruce, they thirst for his blood, they seek his utter destruction, and they do it not for any kind of legitimate political reason and not because of any harm that was ever done to them or their people, but merely because they are insane, horrible, vicious, and evil.

They MUST therefore all be destroyed...preferably by atomic fire. Israel and the USA certainly have the means to do that without even straining themselves, and we can only hope they do it soon. I can hardly wait, and I bet you can hardly wait either.

After it's done, well....we'll have to find a new enemy. Maybe China?