Do you take American money in Alaska? (Yes)

How far north do you have to go before the deer become moose? (huh?)

Why is the glacier so dirty? (Tho dirt is gravel and boulders )

How far above sea level are you? (That's the ocean out there)

Why is the water so low/high? (Oceans have tides)



I don't really think of those questions as being 'stupid', merely the product of a temporarily vacant space.