Bat Goddess, one summer day I noticed two middle-aged men on the street corner consulting a city map. They were wearing jackets with the Green Bay Packers logo on them, so in their defense I must assume that oceans were not their normal habitat. However, they did arrive in big ship on said ocean.

I stopped to see if I could direct them where they wished to go. (Turned out they were looking for the Red Dog Saloon, a local watering hole.)

After a moment, one of them asked me hesitantly, obviously not wishing to hurt my feelings. "Um," he said, "You get a lot of rain here, don't you?"

"Yes," I admitted cautiously.

And he said, "Then why is the water so low?