I'm almost lost for words. I cannot get any kind of hold on the information here.

Extreme concern about the detail of who said what to who in 19 canteen will be the heat-death of all of us.

More is less. A story is a story. The truth is by and large a matter of opinion. A more informed opinion is usually a help, but an overlaod of information shuts down the receptors.

By the way, I already know my names rhyme with spewing and knicker - I found that out when I was small.