What's the difference between an undersized, oversexed Eskimo and an oversized, undersexed Englishman?
On's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other's a massive vassal with a passive tassel!

What do you call an expert in Oriental martial arts whose father has chronic diorre........ diahre........, dire........, runs?
A slap-happy chappie with a crap-happy pappy!

What's the difference between a barrow-boy and a dachshund? A barrow-boy bawls his wares on the pavement!

Eddie