Now that's a excellent explanation.

I'm not sure it would work for the Queen but she's not really a personal friend of mine and I don't even know if she gives a shit.

We used to have a classic outhouse on the farm, a three holer: small, medium, and large. And as I recall there were mural that mother had painted on the wall of a sailor playing a concertina and a dance hall girl. Clearly these images have had a long term impact of my life. I now play the concertina, perhaps, in the hopes of attracting a dancehall girl!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble