Folks, thanks for your input. I can see it's nearly impossible to parody the unpardonable, just as it is to unscrew the inscrutable for the most part. But apparently you can, actually, screw all the people all of the time --- and then run with the money and anything else that is deemed valuable.

No wonder the newspapers are going under. They depict a reality now that is impossible to grab hold of --- so why read about it?