WTF!!!

Chongo has never been a Canadian citizen, Sawzaw. He just visits here when he needs to relax and take the pressure off for a few days. He's an American citizen, and his main residence is in Chicago. His political affiliation is APP (American Primate Party). His religion is a little hard to pin down, but I think he worships King Kong...that is, Kong is like the Christ figure in Chongo's pantheon of sacred beliefs, having died tragically on behalf of all apes and monkeys at the hands of treacherous humans when he was shot off the top of the Empire State Building (after having been perfidiously kidnapped, drugged, put in chains, and shipped across the sea to be exploited as a profit-making spectacle for the delight of the human mob).

Man, it's a disgusting story when you stop to think about it! No wonder Chongo harbours such resentment toward humans in his little hairy breast.