Big Mick,

That reminds me of the one major thing I learned when teaching adolescent/young adult (future tradesmen) males. I think if I flipped a dictionary to any random page and picked a random word with a pin then they could make it into a joke relating it to male genitals.

So why didn't I get that joke? Because it has been 5 years since I taught classes of young males, so I must be out of practice pre-empting the way they think.

Anyway, back to the topic. (These don't fit the definition of two-line jokes either, but they're puns.)

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.         

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.         

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.         

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.         

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.         

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.         

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.         

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.         

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.

Helen