Ed T,

Most of my favourite jokes are the ones which a lot of people don't get straight away.

So my favourites so far posted to this thread, for that reason, are:

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
One says, "Can you smell fish?"

A woodworm goes into a pub and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

Did you hear about the tap dancer? He fell down the drain.

(The last one is particularly useful in the company of our American friends because they don't call them taps, they call them faucets.)

It's the pun-ny ones I like the most.

Helen