Can we recycle the old "Gin And Cat-atonic" joke here again (Chased with a Catnip & Tuck)?

"Well, here's Mudcat in yer eye!"

"I just had to hit the 19th hole on my way back from the lynx....."

"Feed the kitty, or I'll up your auntie!"

"What drew me to this saloon was the sanded floor!"

I'll be in the cathouse while I'm here and the doghouse when I get home!"