Henry? The caster of seed that brought about the birth of that illegitimate boy, Hargrove, on a debauched and drunken lost weekend in Skaneateles? Of course, it wasn't Henry's fault. No one warned him of the intoxicating potency of thos eimported liqueurs...

When the young boy asked his mother, the local waitress, where he had come from, she sighed and replied, "Absinthe made thee, Hargrove Fonda.".

But I have told this tale before, have I not?