The hospital delivered me to my mother -- she'd left the hospital and never realized she'd left me behind. When I arrived her only comment was, "Oh, yeah, I knew I forgot something."

Then, sometime later, she dropped me on my head. This, by itself, isn't so surprising but after dropping me out of the moving car and forcing me, a child of just 18 months, to crawl home bleeding and wounded her comment was, "Where were you? You missed supper."

Yes, I'm used to it.