I don't like the TOMB! It is dark and lonely and spooky down there. Don't want to go down into the TOMB! The grey receipts aren't going anywhere. Why do they need to be filed now? I am sure I can find nice activities to do at my desk.

TOMB = Terminal Odius Monotonous Boredom - filing letters and deposit contracts in a small room crammed with rows and rows of floor to near ceiling filing cupboards. Thousands of them. I hate this part of my job.