I'm planning to have a cast party when it comes off.

On the other hand, I can't wait until the blisters on my left foot form into calluses. They hurt more than the broken bone.

Working in a high school means you are surrounded by teens. And that means they each want to know what happened. AND they don't want to wait until they are in class and you can tell everyone at the same time. I started by explaining what happened to each person who asked. Yesterday I left it at, "I was kicking a student who asked too many questions!"