Sure, Peter, you talk tough standing there in your Sorrels and took(sp? the wool thing Canadians wear on their heads), Labatts and back-bacon on your breath, your mind befuddled with morose Gordon Lightfoot tunes and bizarre SCTV skit humor. Send down your horrible wool-and-gortex clad minions, we only scoff at them. By the time they reach Cincinnatti, they will be craving smothered burritos, flip-flops, zydeco music, and Lone Star Longnecks.

LEJ Chairman, Committee to Take Canada Out of the Freezer,Defrost,Broil It, and Serve It with a Side of Puerto Rico