LEJ, I have only two words for you. I appreciate that it goes against the Geneva Convention, but you leave me no choice: Alanis Morrisette. Now, will you people stop resisting, and come peaceably? (God, I hated to do that -- but they gave me no choice....)

yours, Peter T.

P.S. It's called a toque. I have no idea why it is spelled like that, or pronounced like that. Part of our ruthless, but wistful, charm.