"As Prime Minister I can lead Canada into even greater exploits."

Like invading the poor, peaceful, United States, I assume? Hoards of bloodthirsty, brutal Canadians rampaging and raping across the Great Plains, burning and looting (in that order) across the Northeastern States, slashing and savaging the South? Forcing their poutine and mukluk into the mouths of defenSeless children chained together and whipped into the Frozen North where they will raised to work in the Great Tamarack Mines of Yellowknife until they waste away, far from their loving parents and homeland? Forcing, at gunpoint, everyone in the former US of A to end their sentences with "eh," eh?

Well, I say, Probably Not!