I am in tears laughing at the cowpie and the border patrol. My niece just told me that at her camp (all girls) they waited for the counselors to go in for supper and hung 60' of bras from the flagpole to the rec center. When time came to let down Old Glory...well it was in it's glory.
Anatomically correct blow-up sheep? And a 6'snake. I might have been tempted to do away with that too.