Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri, Summer, 1963, C Co., 2d Bn., 2d TRB:

The count is up to one and the fun has just begun...
The count is up to two and my hand is on her shoe...
...three and my hand is on her knee...
...four and I'm knocking at the door...
...five and my dick just took a dive...
...six and I'm in a helluva fix...
...seven and I think that I'm in heaven...
...eight and the doctor's at the gate...
...nine and the twins are doing fine...
...ten and I'd like to do it again...