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I think there's a whole string of imaginary music hall type song titles but I can only remember one: "Get Out The Meatballs Mother, We're Coming To A Fork In The Road".

Does anyone know any others suitable for mixed age audiences? (This obviously rules out all those along the lines of, She Was Only The Fishmonger's Daughter... etc.)

Thanks in advance for any help in filling out corny between-songs patter.