'Comhaltas, competitions do not forbid the use of wigs and make up.'

I'll have to make sure the adjudicators know that at the next regional fleadh. I think they're getting a bit bored with wearing cardigans.

Pethaps Comhaltas should set up independent Irish dancing schools. We could also arrange a ceasefire in Gaza, stop global warming and find a cure for cancer while we're at it.

Is there anything you think we should do after lunch?