Ok so Doolie is my thousand year old rescue NO TEETH weiner dog. No kidding he doesn't have a tooth in his head, I rescued him and fell in love. So he was out playing in the yard last summer and I get this letter in the mail it reads
"Your local postman will not deliver your mail if you leave you dog outside without a leash" NOW my town is 2500 people, everyone knows Doolie

So I trot Doolie to the Post office and plop him on the counter and ask for the Postmaster. He is sitting there tail is wagging, tongue hanging out of his toothless mouth and I tell the Postmaster. This is the vicious dog that your carrier is afraid of ... he doesn't even have teeth ... what will he do press a crease in the guys pants .. she started laughing so hard I though she would fall over. Then picked up Doolie and started petting him ...

Well I switched to PO box so the guy won't be terrified if he encounters my 8 lb toothless weiner dog