Hello, everyone!

I'm dying of the incurable disease Scamitis nigeriensis, so my multitrillion-dollar fortune doesn't do me much good now. However, since I have given my heart to the Lord, I am filled with this warm, fuzzy feeling that I should share the wealth. I will therefore divide the wealth evenly between the first 1000 people who respond with their full names, Social Security numbers, and all their bank account and credit card numbers (expiration dates and security codes too, please).

Then u can hasz cheezburger! kthxbai!

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