Did you know that in this year Exon profits ACTUALLY outnumbers all the other New York Stock Exchange companies in profit.




What if... (in the voice of Steve Martin)

The private sector {not big goverment} (in this case Exon) ACTUALLY contributed to the well being of this country and its citizens like the Republicans always say they do.

Exon could bail out all the investment banks...and the Republian House could vote to cancel all CDO debts and hedge fund bond insurance scams.

Wall Street could then return all the money lost in the crash and maybe start selling sub prime mortage derivitives for huge expanses of lunar and Martian real estate. They could then donate all their profit to the US Treasury to pay off the money we owe China.

We could then borrow new untold trillions and make the banks liquid worldwide. Boom times and low prices would allow teenagers to afford mortgages for mansions powered by Federally granted green energy technologies.   

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww




The Republican banking and corporate private sector does NOT give a rat's ass about our country or its citizens and would not give the sweat off their balls to a child dieing of thirst.