Beat inflation! With your very own solid state traditional oak beer barrel raft!

Yo ho ho, as I set sail
On my very own floating raft of ale
It won쳌ft let me down or fail
As I paddle it along in a roaring gale

Glide o쳌fer mountain, hill & vale
Cruise the plains o쳌fBlitherscrum dale
Catch your crabs or occasional whale
With your fishing pole & a big bent nail!!