Aye ahm only 5 fit 2 so mind yer manners. he he one night i came home from work to find my dad gasping for breath (Daft auld bissim 72 wis helpin a mate strip oot a factory prior tae demolition and got hit on the ribs wie an iron beam) took him tae the casulty for an x-ray. There wis this almighty stooshie oors wis the only room in casualty wie a widden door so I keeked oot tae see nurses tryin tae hide frae this thing that wis built like the back end o a double decker bus as one would pass i would grab her into our room when i had six in there i got fed up . I marched doon tae the waitin room whaur this tumshie wis throwin stuff against the wa he wis that stocious even the polis and security widny go near him. I marches right up tae him and pokes him in the ribs "Dae ye think thats clever yer mither wid be ashamed o ye behavin like that" ten minutes o wee Glesga wifie later he left wie the polis like a wee lamb :)