The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #119024   Message #2577724
Posted By: Jack Blandiver
28-Feb-09 - 06:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: Husband Calls 911
Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
A popular urban legend right now. Heard it from a few sources, but none better than Jim Eldon's variant from The Zoo & Logical Times:

Jim tells me a lady once collapsed just outside the pub on Hilderthorpe Road, on telephoning for emergency assistance the slightly inebriated caller was asked for the address. When he told her she asked "Hilderthorpe, how do you spell that?" The good Samaritan thought for a moment before replying, "Hang on a second and we'll drag her round to West Street...".