The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #119061   Message #2578885
Posted By: Louie Roy
01-Mar-09 - 07:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: Taxation without representation
Subject: BS: Taxation without representation
This is what the farmer can look forward too for the next 4 years (TAXES)
Tax his land tax his bed tax his table at which he's fed
Tax his tractor tax his mule teach him taxes are the rule
Tax his work tax his pay he works for peanuts anyway
Tax his cow tax his goat tax his pants tax his coat
Tax his ties tax his shirt tax his work tax his dirt
Tax his tobacco tax his drink tax him if he tries to think
Tax his cigars tax his beer if he cries tax his tears
Tax his car tax his gas find other ways to tax his ass
Tax all he has then let him know that you won't be done till he's out of dough
When he screams and hollers then tax him some more tax him until he's good and sore
Tax his coffin tax his grave tax the sod in which he's laid
Put these words upon his tomb taxes drove me to my doom
When he's gone do not relax it's time to apply the inheritance tax
Accounts receivable tax building permit tax CDL license tax
Cigarette tax corporate income tax dog license tax excise tax
Federal income tax Federal unemployment tax (FUTA)
Fishing license tax food license tax fuel permit tax
Gasoline tax (44.75 cents per gallon)gross receipts tax
Hunting license tax Inheritance tax inventory tax
IRS interest charges IRS penalties (TAX ON TOP OF Tax)
Liquor tax luxury tax marriage license tax medicare tax
Personal property tax property tax real estate tax
Service charge tax social security tax road usage tax
Sale tax recreational vehicle tax school tax state income tax
State unemployment tax (SUTA)telephone federal excise tax
Telephone one federal universal service fee tax.( Last but not least the intercourse tax that if you don't pay they'll throw you in jail) there are a lot more taxes that I left out but it ain't funny.
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had no national debt had the largest middle class in the world and mom stayed home and raised the kids. What the hell happened can you spell politicians and I still have to push one for English