Diane
1 You can't sing.
2 You can't play.
3 You can't dance.
4 You used to work on Blue Peter.
And, therefore you feel you have the temerity to slag off some lovely people.
I'm a Musician. Others here are Singers.
You are neither. And (by your own admission) have not been to Sidmouth for years.
So, What are you doing here, on a very gentle thread involving participants of a gentle meeting of friendly people in South Devon?
Your aim is what?
Ralph