This has been around for years but, maybe someone hasn't seen it...

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN 5 CHAPTERS

chapter 1 I walk down the street
There is a big hole in the sidewalk
I fall in
I am lost..helpless
It isn't my fault
It takes me forever to find a way out.

chapter 2
I walk down the street
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I pretend I dont see it
I fall in again
I cant believe I'm in the same place
But, it isn't my fault
It still takes me a long time to find my way out.

chapter 3

I walk down the street
There is a deep hole there in the sidewalk
I see it's there
I fall in, it's a habit..but
My eyes are open
I know where I am
It IS my fault
I get out immediately

chapter 4
I walk down the street
There is a hole in the sidewalk
I walk around it

chapter 5
I walk down a different street.