I've heard Sean Cannon sing the version that Jim has above, with lots of extra Nyahhhs and words like:
...any other kind, type, specification, species, or sort of a man. Nyaaahh.

...when he got home to his Uncle George and Auntie Edith away home in Ballinasloe. Nyaahh.
And the ocean was "full of dead dogs and old prams..."

Great fun.