A turkey in the oven is more nourishing than a skeet shoot...better off dead, than a far left loon!

It is highly inadvisable that one should embark upon a career in either mooching or loansharking ...he decided to go into politics

A fine point BIC full of black ink beats the hell out of a Remington..The play was so bad, they wanted to shoot the author

The medicine has some bugs in it....and the appointment to health secretary, was....


What does a sewing machine have to do with a clock anyway...shop at Wal-mart, the clothes are made in China

Loose change in a ceramic oinker is just as good as a paycheck...I switched my party affiliation..now I'm a 'liberal', on the government dole.

If you dropped the homogenized don't seek counseling....support 'gay' rights

This is the maximum pressure threshold for a biscuit...Wow! What a babe!!

The death penalty was rather harsh punishment for Moggie's interest..I posted on a Mog, or, was that a blog?

That's just the sabertooth's mouthing off decreased by Darwinian domestication........most of the posts here

Continuity was buggered for want of a better metal ring...He married the bitch, now his balls are in a vice

What could be less complicated than fruit filled pastry...Gay pride parade

External to cubic cogitation...married, and outside the box

It's a feline nightie.....Alice, Caption please

He whacks a circuitous path at the rhododendron...and it stings every time he has to pee

Be careful! Mr. Ed might bite you on the nose..you drunk, you drank my drink! (Three tenses in one sentence)

Go figure