Here's a children's profanity avoidance rhyme that I had to read two times before I "got" it. Enjoy!

Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes
From: GUEST,Tom - PM
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:07 AM

Lemonade made in the shade and sold by Barnum Bailey.
A piece of ice in every glass as big as an elephant's
Ask your mother for 50 cents to see the monkeys sticking sticks up the elephant's
Hold on ladies! For those of you who can't swim the elephants are about to
Peanuts! 5 cents a bag!!

My grandfather (born 1922) used to quote this at the supper table after dinner. He was born, lived , and died in Berwyn, PA.

I'm Rubber You're Gue Children's Rhymes